Post by Celestia L'yark on Dec 27, 2001 11:31:47 GMT -6
'Mooncat' Celestia L'yark is at GZW HQ, doing an official promo. She's dressed in her ring attire, and looks pretty pissed. She is striding around the official set which has the Mooncat logo in the back, and a sphinx to the left hand side. Suddenly, she snaps her head around and glares at the camera.
Mooncat:
Kombat! You, like everyone else in this federation, seem to want to make every match personal.
'I have to face Ms. L’yark!! I never imagined that I would have to face a female competitor'.
You're no better than any other man who has underestimated the Mooncat, Kombat! And I thought you might be different; you might be someone who might show an iota of respect for me! Why the hell would you say such a thing if you weren't scared that you'd lose to a girl? Well Kombat, you're a damned good competitor, and have a damned good chance of taking the win... but I'm no slouch and you know it! Big deal Kombat, I'm a woman! Well spotted! Just like you I'm a fighter. Just like you, I'm a wrestler. Just like you, I hunger for victory!"
Lez is obviously letting herself get very angry, and her face is going red.
Mooncat:
"Damnit, Kombat! You don't think you can prepare for a women competitor? Well, just prepare how you normally would! I'm gonna try and beat you and get the pin, just like any man would! Don't you dare underestimate me! I'm an ex-HKWF light-heavyweight champion and tag-team champion! Hell, if I'd held onto the pin in that light-heavyweight gauntlet against Luke... the bastard... I'd have been the GZW light-heavyweight champion without even having an official contract! I've beaten the current GZW TV champion, amongst others, in my HKWF days. Sure I'm a woman... but I can give as good as I get, and you'll find out at Acceptable Risks! I'm not going to make wild claims about kicking your ass, but I will say that I'm going to give you the fight of your career so far, and if you're not ready for it with your chauvenistic attitude... 'how can I hit a woman'... it's gonna be a short match and the 1, 2, 3 for Celestia L'yark!"
Lez strides off camera, and the scene fades.
Mooncat:Kombat! You, like everyone else in this federation, seem to want to make every match personal.
'I have to face Ms. L’yark!! I never imagined that I would have to face a female competitor'.
You're no better than any other man who has underestimated the Mooncat, Kombat! And I thought you might be different; you might be someone who might show an iota of respect for me! Why the hell would you say such a thing if you weren't scared that you'd lose to a girl? Well Kombat, you're a damned good competitor, and have a damned good chance of taking the win... but I'm no slouch and you know it! Big deal Kombat, I'm a woman! Well spotted! Just like you I'm a fighter. Just like you, I'm a wrestler. Just like you, I hunger for victory!"
Lez is obviously letting herself get very angry, and her face is going red.
Mooncat:"Damnit, Kombat! You don't think you can prepare for a women competitor? Well, just prepare how you normally would! I'm gonna try and beat you and get the pin, just like any man would! Don't you dare underestimate me! I'm an ex-HKWF light-heavyweight champion and tag-team champion! Hell, if I'd held onto the pin in that light-heavyweight gauntlet against Luke... the bastard... I'd have been the GZW light-heavyweight champion without even having an official contract! I've beaten the current GZW TV champion, amongst others, in my HKWF days. Sure I'm a woman... but I can give as good as I get, and you'll find out at Acceptable Risks! I'm not going to make wild claims about kicking your ass, but I will say that I'm going to give you the fight of your career so far, and if you're not ready for it with your chauvenistic attitude... 'how can I hit a woman'... it's gonna be a short match and the 1, 2, 3 for Celestia L'yark!"
Lez strides off camera, and the scene fades.
