Post by Mike on Dec 26, 2001 9:05:36 GMT -6
(the scene opens up with Will stood smiling in front of the camera)
Will: Hey evewybody, I have a speciaw announcement to make about Acceptabwe Wisks
(in the background you hear a door slam, and onto the sho comes Dean)
Will: hewwo Dean, I guess you finawy made it wate as usuaww, you weady?
Dean: ah yes, you mean my scoop?
Will: no the announcement GZW headquarters asked us to make NOT YOUR scoop.
Dean: what you mean? of course it's my scoop!
Will: whatever...... anyway back to the announcement!
Dean: yea, and it's big news, and this one goes out to all my legions of followers. Thank you my great fan suport, has gotten me a job at acceptable risks! I will be commentating on the Desecrator versus Union Jack match. ren't you people lucky you get to see more of the most popular, most entertaining, the most Multi-talented spectacular commentator of all time! me the "Multi-talented One" Deano Fisher!
Will: a hum!
Dean: oh yea with my sidekick Will!
Will: okay, but that isn't the announcement we are here to make!
Dean: you mean they didn't ask me to come here and announce that I will be commentating on the Desecrator versus Union Jack match to boost ratings?
Will: NO, the announcement is a stipuwation for that match! the stipuwation is that it wiww be two fawws wins!
Dean: oh brilliant we get to see Union Jack butcher Desecrator twice! how excellent!
Will: not onwy that but the second faww wiww be a dumpster match, and the match is no countout, or no DQ!
Dean: so lets just say Des manages to pull a fluke over UJ, then wouldm that make it a draw?
Will: no the wuwes are simpwe! both men must get a pinfaww before winning the match by putting their opponent into the dumpster!
Dean: wow now this does look like an entertaining match, as we will see UJ win in two straight falls over that pathetic Desecrator! mwahahaha!
Will: we'ww see!
Dean: anyway that's all from us for now, we'ww see you at Acceptable Risks! don't miss out on this great GZW specacular event!
(the scene fades)
Will: Hey evewybody, I have a speciaw announcement to make about Acceptabwe Wisks
(in the background you hear a door slam, and onto the sho comes Dean)
Will: hewwo Dean, I guess you finawy made it wate as usuaww, you weady?
Dean: ah yes, you mean my scoop?
Will: no the announcement GZW headquarters asked us to make NOT YOUR scoop.
Dean: what you mean? of course it's my scoop!
Will: whatever...... anyway back to the announcement!
Dean: yea, and it's big news, and this one goes out to all my legions of followers. Thank you my great fan suport, has gotten me a job at acceptable risks! I will be commentating on the Desecrator versus Union Jack match. ren't you people lucky you get to see more of the most popular, most entertaining, the most Multi-talented spectacular commentator of all time! me the "Multi-talented One" Deano Fisher!
Will: a hum!
Dean: oh yea with my sidekick Will!
Will: okay, but that isn't the announcement we are here to make!
Dean: you mean they didn't ask me to come here and announce that I will be commentating on the Desecrator versus Union Jack match to boost ratings?
Will: NO, the announcement is a stipuwation for that match! the stipuwation is that it wiww be two fawws wins!
Dean: oh brilliant we get to see Union Jack butcher Desecrator twice! how excellent!
Will: not onwy that but the second faww wiww be a dumpster match, and the match is no countout, or no DQ!
Dean: so lets just say Des manages to pull a fluke over UJ, then wouldm that make it a draw?
Will: no the wuwes are simpwe! both men must get a pinfaww before winning the match by putting their opponent into the dumpster!
Dean: wow now this does look like an entertaining match, as we will see UJ win in two straight falls over that pathetic Desecrator! mwahahaha!
Will: we'ww see!
Dean: anyway that's all from us for now, we'ww see you at Acceptable Risks! don't miss out on this great GZW specacular event!
(the scene fades)
