Post by Mike on Dec 19, 2001 17:57:07 GMT -6
(the scene opens up with Pimp he is sat on his own at a restaurant, he has a menu open and he is reading it, he looks down the menu and a fine looking waitress comes over)
Waitress: May I take your order please sir!
Pimp: Certainly whats your name!
Waitress: its Shelly, now can I take your order!
Pimp: my thats a fine set of boobs you’ve got!!!!!
(The waitress seems to go red)
Waitress: i’m sorry sir, but I MUST take your order!
(Pimp starts to stair at the womans chest)
Pimp: a Glass of Milk please!
(the waitress is getting frustrated with Pimp, as you can see anger building up in her eyes)
Waitress: a glass of milk it is then and what would you like to eat!
Pimp: Some of this fine succulent breast!
(the waitress begins to clentch her fist together, when Pimp pops the menu infront of her)
Pimp: Chicken breast!!!! now get in the kitchen were you belong, and cook me up some food........ NOW!
(the waitress turns around very quickly, and as she does Pimp squeezes her bum a little, she turns around, and makes a “grrrrrrrrr” sound at him, and Pimp just winks at her, as she walks off)
Pimp: tim for some of that grub! some of that delicious half price grub! thanks to John Profits contacts we only have to pay half price, and its much better than that other hole Mrs Murakames! now that place is a joke! who wants some nosey, ugly, annoying OLD BAG making your grub, eh? and as her son the Lightning Bug would have to say..... SHE WORST COOK IN THE WORLD!
anyway on from that lousey HAG, I have bigger fish to fry so to speak! I have some waster by the name of Maxximum Pain! Mr Eye Strain himself! the fat big OAF! the guy that never shuts his cake hole! the man with a small weener..... well so I’ve heard that slag Maxxine talking about! then theres the Magic Wander bearer himself Magic.
Magic used to be just some punkass waster, who was lucky in holding the Lightheavyweight championship. Now it seems he’s some sort of a big shot around here! hell even me the last surviving member of E.S.P hasn’t been given a chance before him! I don’t understand why the hell that waster got to main event status! afterall me and MY E.S.P boys would kick him, and his forsaken guys arses every single week! now wheres the logic in him being main event status? also mr NO-SEX T-Rex, was apart of that bunch of wasters, and even he’s been given the tag of main event status. I guess it’s my turn soon to hold the title and hell I will hold the title longer than Magic, or T-Rex could have ever imagined to hold it. I will prove to the world why there is nothing more terrifying than being Played-a-Live by the “Living Legend”, I hold the Intercontinental title now, and I will eventually be the first ever world champion to be crowned as a double champion with both the Intercontinental title! and theres nothing anybody can do about that, and if they take exception to it then they shall be blown away by the sheer force of being Played-a-live!
I haven’t forgoten about you either UJ, no not by a long shot I seek revenge, and I ALWAYS get what I want! look at Billy Bond, he thought he could get out of it, he thought he could beat me, and I proved that I was greater than he was. He thought that he could get out of a legally binding contract, and because of that I began to make sure that his career started to take a spiral downwards, all the way down it fell untill his career was ended. Not by the self proclaimed waster the “Career Killer” Maxx Pain, By Deacon Kane the current World Heavyweight Champion DEACON KANE. You see it may have not been me that ended your career but I sure as hell could have done, but I have more important things to waste my energy on than that Joke Billy Bond, besides it was ME who masterminded it all, and all I had to do was sit back and watch!
(the waitress returns with Pimps meal, she slams it on the table, and walks the otherway, as the scene begins to fade)
Pimp: Ignorant COW!
Waitress: May I take your order please sir!
Pimp: Certainly whats your name!
Waitress: its Shelly, now can I take your order!
Pimp: my thats a fine set of boobs you’ve got!!!!!
(The waitress seems to go red)
Waitress: i’m sorry sir, but I MUST take your order!
(Pimp starts to stair at the womans chest)
Pimp: a Glass of Milk please!
(the waitress is getting frustrated with Pimp, as you can see anger building up in her eyes)
Waitress: a glass of milk it is then and what would you like to eat!
Pimp: Some of this fine succulent breast!
(the waitress begins to clentch her fist together, when Pimp pops the menu infront of her)
Pimp: Chicken breast!!!! now get in the kitchen were you belong, and cook me up some food........ NOW!
(the waitress turns around very quickly, and as she does Pimp squeezes her bum a little, she turns around, and makes a “grrrrrrrrr” sound at him, and Pimp just winks at her, as she walks off)
Pimp: tim for some of that grub! some of that delicious half price grub! thanks to John Profits contacts we only have to pay half price, and its much better than that other hole Mrs Murakames! now that place is a joke! who wants some nosey, ugly, annoying OLD BAG making your grub, eh? and as her son the Lightning Bug would have to say..... SHE WORST COOK IN THE WORLD!
anyway on from that lousey HAG, I have bigger fish to fry so to speak! I have some waster by the name of Maxximum Pain! Mr Eye Strain himself! the fat big OAF! the guy that never shuts his cake hole! the man with a small weener..... well so I’ve heard that slag Maxxine talking about! then theres the Magic Wander bearer himself Magic.
Magic used to be just some punkass waster, who was lucky in holding the Lightheavyweight championship. Now it seems he’s some sort of a big shot around here! hell even me the last surviving member of E.S.P hasn’t been given a chance before him! I don’t understand why the hell that waster got to main event status! afterall me and MY E.S.P boys would kick him, and his forsaken guys arses every single week! now wheres the logic in him being main event status? also mr NO-SEX T-Rex, was apart of that bunch of wasters, and even he’s been given the tag of main event status. I guess it’s my turn soon to hold the title and hell I will hold the title longer than Magic, or T-Rex could have ever imagined to hold it. I will prove to the world why there is nothing more terrifying than being Played-a-Live by the “Living Legend”, I hold the Intercontinental title now, and I will eventually be the first ever world champion to be crowned as a double champion with both the Intercontinental title! and theres nothing anybody can do about that, and if they take exception to it then they shall be blown away by the sheer force of being Played-a-live!
I haven’t forgoten about you either UJ, no not by a long shot I seek revenge, and I ALWAYS get what I want! look at Billy Bond, he thought he could get out of it, he thought he could beat me, and I proved that I was greater than he was. He thought that he could get out of a legally binding contract, and because of that I began to make sure that his career started to take a spiral downwards, all the way down it fell untill his career was ended. Not by the self proclaimed waster the “Career Killer” Maxx Pain, By Deacon Kane the current World Heavyweight Champion DEACON KANE. You see it may have not been me that ended your career but I sure as hell could have done, but I have more important things to waste my energy on than that Joke Billy Bond, besides it was ME who masterminded it all, and all I had to do was sit back and watch!
(the waitress returns with Pimps meal, she slams it on the table, and walks the otherway, as the scene begins to fade)
Pimp: Ignorant COW!
