Post by Mike on Dec 6, 2001 2:44:41 GMT -6
(Pimp steps out of his car (Dodge Viper), Dean and Will are still in the Car. Pimp walks into the building with a badge above the door that says "ER", and underneath that it says "Police" he walks in, and there is a man with blonde hair and a side parting stood at the reception desk)
Reception: Evening Sir, I'm Dave how can we help you?
Pimp: yea some bastard has just burned dfown my house, i know exactly who it is, so can you help me or not?
Dave: certainly sir, I'll just take a few details if you will name?
Pimp: Mike Melling, better known as Pimp Bizkit
Dave: age
Pimp: twenty six!
Dave okay sir if you would take a seat and we'll get to you as soon as we can!
Pimp: why not know eh? Am I not important enough? do you think I'm a loonatic or something?
Dave: no i'm sorry sir but you have to wait in line!
Pimp?: I am the GZW Intercontinental Champion, I shouldn't have to wait in line! I am the most important Wrestler on the whole roster. I sSHOULDN'T HAVE TO WAIT IN LINE!
Dave: Sir either take a seat and wait your turn or i'll get security to escort you off the premises!
Pimp: grrrrr FINE!
(Pimp reluctantly goes and sits in a small room, with ten or so seats, In there, there is a man in a suit, and a woman who is crying, and holding on to her handbag, she is rather big, and is wearing a red dress)
Pimp: (under his breath) urrrrrgh Common people
(there is a tv in the far right corner, and suddenly Union Jack appears on there he is having an interview with Mike Hunt, and talks about the new and Improved Union Jack)
Pimp: So Union Jerk-off is back, he thinks he's improved, and he faces me on FNT, and he seems to think he stands a cat in hells chance. Well UJ, I am the Intercontinental Champion now, and it's going to stay that way for a long time! hell I'm thr "Living Legend" around here not you Union Jack. You see you are Injury prone, and thas a fact, you won't be here so long untill you have to go again, because somebody has taken you out again. This time though it will be me who takes your punk ass out. We used to make a great team Jack, in BCWF, and in Bad Company, but the time came for us to go our seperate ways. Now the time is coming for me to put you back on the injured list, back on the shelves out of the way once again.
Do you remember jack? I was the man of the almighty trickery, and nothing has changed. I am still the man at trickery, and waring an opponent down, and to get him peed off, so that he trys to take his aggression out on me, but I lways use that to my advantage. You see though now Jack, I am reaching my peak, I was afterall the youngster of the group, the man who could have taken us through another era.
Now Jack I am ready for your punk ass, and Jack don't moan when you have been blown away by the sheer force of being Played-a-live
(the scene fades as Pimp slouches a little in his seat, and a man calls out the name of "Donna" to be next)
Reception: Evening Sir, I'm Dave how can we help you?
Pimp: yea some bastard has just burned dfown my house, i know exactly who it is, so can you help me or not?
Dave: certainly sir, I'll just take a few details if you will name?
Pimp: Mike Melling, better known as Pimp Bizkit
Dave: age
Pimp: twenty six!
Dave okay sir if you would take a seat and we'll get to you as soon as we can!
Pimp: why not know eh? Am I not important enough? do you think I'm a loonatic or something?
Dave: no i'm sorry sir but you have to wait in line!
Pimp?: I am the GZW Intercontinental Champion, I shouldn't have to wait in line! I am the most important Wrestler on the whole roster. I sSHOULDN'T HAVE TO WAIT IN LINE!
Dave: Sir either take a seat and wait your turn or i'll get security to escort you off the premises!
Pimp: grrrrr FINE!
(Pimp reluctantly goes and sits in a small room, with ten or so seats, In there, there is a man in a suit, and a woman who is crying, and holding on to her handbag, she is rather big, and is wearing a red dress)
Pimp: (under his breath) urrrrrgh Common people
(there is a tv in the far right corner, and suddenly Union Jack appears on there he is having an interview with Mike Hunt, and talks about the new and Improved Union Jack)
Pimp: So Union Jerk-off is back, he thinks he's improved, and he faces me on FNT, and he seems to think he stands a cat in hells chance. Well UJ, I am the Intercontinental Champion now, and it's going to stay that way for a long time! hell I'm thr "Living Legend" around here not you Union Jack. You see you are Injury prone, and thas a fact, you won't be here so long untill you have to go again, because somebody has taken you out again. This time though it will be me who takes your punk ass out. We used to make a great team Jack, in BCWF, and in Bad Company, but the time came for us to go our seperate ways. Now the time is coming for me to put you back on the injured list, back on the shelves out of the way once again.
Do you remember jack? I was the man of the almighty trickery, and nothing has changed. I am still the man at trickery, and waring an opponent down, and to get him peed off, so that he trys to take his aggression out on me, but I lways use that to my advantage. You see though now Jack, I am reaching my peak, I was afterall the youngster of the group, the man who could have taken us through another era.
Now Jack I am ready for your punk ass, and Jack don't moan when you have been blown away by the sheer force of being Played-a-live
(the scene fades as Pimp slouches a little in his seat, and a man calls out the name of "Donna" to be next)
