Wuchie Speaks On Battle Royale

[Icon Lord Sean "Magic" Fiery]

The scene opens up inside of GZW HQ.  Albert Wuchie is standing infront of the camera, micraphone in hand.  He has his usual cheesey smile on his face.  He is looking into the camera, ready to speak.

Albert:  Hello everybody!  Albert Wuchie here with big announcement!  I have special guest today, yes special guest.  You all know him and, well, lets bring him out now!

Albert Wuchie walks around a corner close by.  He then walks out by himself.

Albert:  Here he is!  Everyone meet Albert Wuchie!

*Looks to the left on him*

So, Albert, what was the announcement you wanted to give to the GZW world?

*looks to the right of him*

Yes, I decide to enter self in Television Championship Battle Royale!  It true!  The Fortune Cookie himself going to be there and everyone beware.  I think i have good chance in Battle Royale, but if I don't, I always go for light-weight title!  I be good, no best champion!  I might not wrestle much, but I learn from Fire Fly, Magic, and I know what not to do from T-rex, he do that in every match.  Anywho, get ready everyone, The Wuchmaster coming to Battle Royale and I make GZW surprised!  The fans want to see me in matches, so i give them request.  And since Magic not want to be in Battle Royale, I take his spot for him!  Don't take me for granted, I here to give good match, not to be made joke of!  If you make fun of me I get you before match with trusty fortune ball!

Albert pulls out a round glass ball, the ones fortune tellers would use.

Albert:  I sick of bing made fun of and it stops now!  You get bash in head with this ball, and I have more than this.  I warn you, I no kid!  Now, I wish luck to all competitors, especially Ass Clown and Sumo!  Two favorite superstars because I better than them.  Ha!  OK, I have to go find Magic now, so Sayonara!

*Looks to left of him*

Well sank you Albert, I really enjoy that!  I see you in mirror later!  And you no take my line!  Bye bye.  Wait, there Eclipse!  Eclipse, over here!

Albert Wuchie runs off to chace Eclipse down the hall.  The camera man scratches his head as the scene fades.

[Crystal]

The scene opens up with Albert Wuchie standing next to Eclipse, with his arm resting over his shoulder.  Eclipse is standing there with an agrivated look on his face, his pupils are staring at the cieling.  Albert Wuchie looks into the camera and smiles his cheesy smile.

Albert:  Albert Wuchie here again!  This time I here with Eclipse.  He go for Tag-Team Championships with Epic by his side.  He fight The Feirys, Dameon and Hades!  Now, Eclipse, what you think of chances against the two opponents?

Eclipse:  Our chances are quite good!  Epic and I know what we are doing and no matter what Dameon and Hades do, we will come out on top!  Now Albert, those two have had so many tag title shots that it starts to get sad.  They haven't even won the titles yet!  And how long have they been a team?  Epic and I are far more talented then those two so WHEN we win the Tag-Team Championships, no one can stop us.  Our empire with continue to grow and by the time GZW falls in its own pitty of worthless wrestlers we will be the team standing tall.  Hell, Clancy will probably have a federation waiting for us the second GZW takes its fall.  You know, Tate was right.  The ratings here are going down and you know why?  Because there isn't enough of Epic, myself, Manic, and Clancy!  We have been here longer than those new era geeks and the booking comitee continues to ignore us!  So, we took matters into our own hands and made them recognize us, and what better way then to take everything out of the men known as Nathaniel Davis, Gideon, and Diamond!  Those three are worthless to every thought imaginable.  I mean, what do people see in a few old school wrestlers?  Now a days it is all about entertainment and so called Peace Keepers certaintly don't have it.  Soon our empire will grown and everything will be ours!  Have have bought the fans, we have bought the fame, we have bought the entertainment, and in time we will by GZW and make it something.  Believe it or not, we are the future, not the new era freaks.  We have what it takes to beat all who step in our way, and our first step will be the Tag-Team Titles.  Nathaniel should know what we are about, he is the one hiding from us.  Prepare one and all because you will all see just What Money Can Buy!

Albert:  See, that not so bad.  I disagree with everything you say, but you did interview for me.  Bye Eclipse, I see more entertaining people down there, the janitors.  Sayonara!

Albert Wuchie walks off, leaving Eclipse in confusion.  Eclipse shrugs his shoulders and walks off himself.  The camera cuts off seconds after.