Post by Mike on Nov 30, 2001 3:26:41 GMT -6
(Pimp is sat in his usuall armchair, with normal green attire on, with the Intercontinental title draped over his lap, and the TV remote on the right arm of the chair, Meanwhile Dean is spread across the couch, with his feet on one of the arms of the chair)
Dean: you seen this Pimp?
Pimp: yea the Pain Operators wat a joke! but I have figured out why they call themselves the Pain Operators... Its because everytime they cut a promo the audience has to go through stenuous eye scenes! they are really painful on the eyes, I mean come on look at them, there damned UGLY! Maxximum Eye Strain, and Basildon Bondage.
Dean: you seen there latest promo they think they're going to take the tag-team division by storm!
Pimp: pah hahahahaha the tag-tram of ultimate cheeseyness! Talk about side-tracked! Pain you need to concentrate more on your enemies i.e me! not that I blame you from trying to avoid me by entering the tag-team division. and lets face it you're only there because you are trying to escape being Played-a-live by me the "Living Legend" I am superior to you Pain, and thats why you choose another option of taking the tag-team division Well Pain there is no way arounbd this now! you ran your mouth far too often, and its time for you to face the concequences and be Played-a-live bt me the "Living Legend"
Dean: yea Baz theres no Escapeing this, and just like you PAL smooth , we will get rid of you! If you refuse to go, you will continue to get humiliation, after humiliation, just like Smooth Legs did, you will eventually flee because you can not take the humiliation no more.
Pimp: Atleast I am certainly more of a man than Smooth Legs ever was. I was the man that led the way afterall in E.S.P. I am the last surviing member of E.S.P, and I am the greatest there was then, and I am the greatest here in GZW now. afterall guys as a saying goes "quiters never win, and winners never quit" that is why I am a winner and Baz your friend Smooth Legs is a looser, just like you and your pathetic tag-team partner Maxximum Eye strain. because at the end of it all both me and Dean will blow you away with the sheer force of being Play-you-a-live.
(the scene fades to black as Pimp presses a button on the TV remote)
Dean: you seen this Pimp?
Pimp: yea the Pain Operators wat a joke! but I have figured out why they call themselves the Pain Operators... Its because everytime they cut a promo the audience has to go through stenuous eye scenes! they are really painful on the eyes, I mean come on look at them, there damned UGLY! Maxximum Eye Strain, and Basildon Bondage.
Dean: you seen there latest promo they think they're going to take the tag-team division by storm!
Pimp: pah hahahahaha the tag-tram of ultimate cheeseyness! Talk about side-tracked! Pain you need to concentrate more on your enemies i.e me! not that I blame you from trying to avoid me by entering the tag-team division. and lets face it you're only there because you are trying to escape being Played-a-live by me the "Living Legend" I am superior to you Pain, and thats why you choose another option of taking the tag-team division Well Pain there is no way arounbd this now! you ran your mouth far too often, and its time for you to face the concequences and be Played-a-live bt me the "Living Legend"
Dean: yea Baz theres no Escapeing this, and just like you PAL smooth , we will get rid of you! If you refuse to go, you will continue to get humiliation, after humiliation, just like Smooth Legs did, you will eventually flee because you can not take the humiliation no more.
Pimp: Atleast I am certainly more of a man than Smooth Legs ever was. I was the man that led the way afterall in E.S.P. I am the last surviing member of E.S.P, and I am the greatest there was then, and I am the greatest here in GZW now. afterall guys as a saying goes "quiters never win, and winners never quit" that is why I am a winner and Baz your friend Smooth Legs is a looser, just like you and your pathetic tag-team partner Maxximum Eye strain. because at the end of it all both me and Dean will blow you away with the sheer force of being Play-you-a-live.
(the scene fades to black as Pimp presses a button on the TV remote)
