Official Announcement regarding the Extreme Title

[Jackie]

The scene fades in with Siu Ann Wong and Jackie Lee sat behind a table with an official GZW tablecloth (only $25.99 from . Jackie is in a suit and tie, and Siu Ann is in smart western clothes as well. Jackie is grinning; Siu Ann is looking a little less happy.

;D Jackie:
"Konichuwa GZW fans!"

Siu Ann:
"I'm Siu Ann Wong and sat next to me is Jackie 'I need to get a new catchphrase' Lee."

;D Jackie:
"We've been asked, as we were the commentators, to announce the following by the bosses at GZW..."

Jackie:
"On Friday Night Travesty, both Pitfighter and Adam Cage pinned an opponent in a fatal fourway match at exactly the same time. The tape has been replayed, and studied and we are here to announce the official decision of GZW!"

Jackie:
"And boy, this is a first!"

Siu Ann:
"The tapes show that it is impossible to decide who got their arm onto their opponent first, so for the first time ever! There are DUAL CHAMPIONSHIP HOLDERS of the Extreme title belt!"

Jackie:
"And the implications, Siu Ann, tell them the implications!"

Siu Ann:
"I was going to Jackie! ... The implications are that Pitfighter cannot pin Cage and Cage can't pin Pitfighter to win complete control of the belt. However, if another GZW superstar pins EITHER Cage or Pitfighter, they BOTH lose the belt!"

Jackie:
"And that means... ah hahahahahahahahaha! That Adam 'should be put in a' Cage and Pitloser have to work together to keep their belt! I love it! Whoever came up with that one is an evil bas..."

Siu Ann:
"JACKIE! Before the watershed!"

;D Jackie:
"Sorry Siu Ann... say, you gonna go on a date with Giggles?"

Siu Ann:
"Shut up Jackie! Thanks for listening fans, we'll see you next week on Travesty!"

;D Jackie:
"Sayonara!"

As the scene fades, Siu Ann can be seen to mouth 'get a new catchprhrase' at Jackie...