Friday... Maxx Pain and Basildon Bond together!

[Billy Bond]

The scene is set for an official 'Smooth Operator' Billy Bond promo. There is the Smooth logo in the background and a chaise longe. However, the logo has 'Basildon' crudely sellotaped over the word 'Billy'. The chaise longe is also obviously very cheap in comparison to the one that Smooth used to use. Baz is layed on the chaise longe, and the scene would evoke great pathos if it weren't for the look of pure intensity in Baz's eyes.

Baz:
"So finally, Basildon Bond gets his opportunity to take on the man he hates most in GZW: Dean Fisher. Dean, for months you and I have been at each other's throats due to our support of our friends who happen to be wrestlers, and now I get my opportunity to prove myself and beat you. You'd better watch out, because I don't plan to lose!"

Baz pauses for breath, and a look of sadness comes across his face.

Baz:
"I would have wanted Smooth by my side, but due to Deacon Kane, that's not going to happen. Deacon took out Smooth: a job that your useless and pathetic mentor, Pimp Bizkit, could not do. Why do you follow such a self-aggrandising, deluded, pathetic, 'living-figure of ridicule' like Pimp Bizkit? Surely you could attach yourself to someone a little more worthy like Ass Clown or something?"

Baz allows a wry smile to come across his face.

Baz:
"So my tag team partner is Maxx Pain! Hardly a match I ever predicted or even considered. Aint it funny how things turn out? Maxx has nearly as much beef with 'the living figure of ridicule' as Smooth did. Ha! Smooth hated Maxx's guts something rotten, but he didn't hate them anywhere near as much as your loser mentor's rancid guts. I'm not sure I'm completely comfortable teaming with Maxx after things he's said and done, but one thing I know about Maxx is that he will be a damned good partner due to his complete hatred of your mentor, Dean. Meanwhile, my hatred of you will make us one hell of a force to be reckoned with! You look at Maxx and me, and you see two men who loathe everything about Pimp Bizkit and Dean Fisher. You see two men who have something to prove, and something to avenge... you see the two men that are going to show you the that pain is the name of the game that is gonna be smooth and only they can play!"

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[Mike]

(Pimp and Dean are in Pimps livingroom settin gup he new widescreen television, the TV is set up and Pimp turns the TV to be straight away confronted by the latest Basildon Bond Promo)

Pimp: Geesh, everytime I turn on the TV there seems to be some idiot on there that wants to trash talk me the "Living Legend" why is beyond me but I don't appreciate lies such as Basildon "the Chumpling" Bond claims!, and neither does Dean. do you Dean?

Dean: NO....

(Pimp cuts Dean off)

Pimp: damn right, and this Friday me nad Dean will single handedly be the ones that finally end that pathetic Smooth Legs scene once and for all, and the fans will love me for finally ending such a stupid gimmick! hell its worse than Hapy Sumos or K-9's, though lets bee honest Crystal does look like a K-9!

However Basildon you were right about one thing believe it or not, and thats you not wanting to team with Maxx Steel, and to be perfectly honest I wouldn't want to team with that big useless Sloth either. Hell with you two wasters teaming together there is absolutely no way me and Dean can loose this one! afterall I am a "Living Legend" and you two are just worthless Chumplings.

You know a great philosopher once said "Learn to walk, before you can run" and its true here, maybe you two should go to wrestling school, and learn a few moves before you even consider being in the same fed as a "Living Legend such as myself!

Well come Friday boys prepare, prepare to be out-classed, prepare to have your booties whiped, prepare for stiches. Because most imprtantly you will be blown away by the sheer force of being Played-a-live

(scene fades to black, as Pimp and Dean just stare into the camera)

[Rico]

the scene opens up to Maxx in the back watching Basildons promo...all of a sudden Pimps face comes on the tv and Maxx's face turns red.

Maxx:What the hell is this...people like pimp should not be able to get air time because all they do is screw peoples days up..you see Pimpy you think that you can defeat me..the last time we was in the ring together you did defeat me i will give you that...But you had your littles punk ass buddies to beat me down before the match so you thought that you would have an easy match with me...well i showed your punk ass that i am a monster.

You see come this friday me and Basildon are going to kick yours and Deans punk ass...you see i never imagined that me and Basildon would ever team up after all that was said between me and his buddy smooth but we see that we have a common enemy and that is you and Deacon Kane...you see Deacon there will be a day when me and you will have a fight and when we do it won't be pretty because your face is going to look like pimps face when i get done with him friday.

And just so you know pimpy the name is Maxx Pain not Steele and i am going to show you the real meaning of the world Pain and when i am done with you...you will never forget the name of Maxx Pain again and that is a promise...You see Basildon me and you are two rivals drawn together by common enemies and that is Pimp Bizkit...and Deacon Kane.. and just so you bad influence bastards know i am going to avenge Maxxines attack and i am going to go through each and everyone of your punk asses until i find the one who did it and i will then put that person through hell fire and brimstone and end his pathetic punk ass career.

You see Pimpy what you are is a superstar wanna be...fly boy impersonator punk ass bitch and i am going to show your ass just what it is to be played alive and Dean if your ass gets in my damn way you will be ended and that i will promise

Because Pain is the name of the game that only i can play..and i know that you don't want to play that game because many have tried and many have failed and Pimp and Dean you won't be the last but you will be the next one to feel the rage of Pain..because its not how you play the game its how the game plays you and Pimpy and Dean your two punk ass will be played and ........Playe-A-Live

[shadow=red,left,300]I will avenge Maxxines attack and that i will promise![/shadow]

[Mike]

(Pimp and Dean are sat watching Pimps new widescreen T.V, and Pimp is flicking through channels, and stops when he sees Maxx Pain)

Pimp: Pain? Steel? whats the difference you still wrestle like a 2 dimentional wrestler, and although somebody from another fed may say "Thats not a Bad thing, thats a good thing". That just isn't true, its a BAD thing end of story, it means great "Living Legends" such as myself have to lower themselves down to your level so that the booking commity can give you a match, and then theres the fans that have to watch a pathetic big oaf parade around the ring doing some sort of ballet, or whatever you call that thing you do. Also another extremely BAD thing is that you actually get air time, and all you do is say.....

(Pimp puts on extremely deep voice)

.... HU HE'S A PUNK ASS!.... PUNK ASS HIM... PUNK ASS THIS.

Now heres something to think about....what the hell is a Punk Ass moron? is that some slang name for handsome guy?. cos hey lets face it i certainly am that and if you think not then just ask Maxxine. She should no all about a fun time without Maxx!

Another thing is were the hell do you come up with comments like that? do they come from your own little world? I mean we all know you live in your own world were you are actually good, but this is just pathetic, get a life ya stupid git before I take it from you.

Then you also like to go on about how I thought I would have an easy match against you! but look at it this way I was only fighting you ya BIG thick jobber, so I didn't take you seriously although nobody really does. Thats the only reason you put up a half decent challenge, and If I'd of wanted I could have put you out from the start, just some GZW people wanted me to give you a chance to see if you could ever mount to anything at all, and its clear you never will.

And yes Maxx we know what you intend on doing to whoever it was that attacked your wife, but lets face it its not like you care about her is it? I mean after all, the time you are spending cutting promos you could be out searching for your wifes assaultist. That proves one thing Maxx, and that that you are a sick low-life that sees spend time on T.V as more important than his wifes health. Take care of her Maxx, you don't want her to leave do you?

(the scene fades as Pimp smiles into the camera)