Post by Santiago DeTouwce on Oct 29, 2001 6:06:27 GMT -6
An official El G promo is set up. El G, in his jeans, suede boots, HKWF vest, and leather jacket is sat on his motorbike in front of an El Gambit logo.
;D El Gambit:
"El Gambit faces El Freak on Manslaughter? It's El Gambit's first Manslaughter, and El Freak's return match. There is a lot at stake, and the simple reality is: you're going down, debilucho! El Freak cannot stand up to the power of El Gambit, he will smash on the Rock of Gibraltar DDT and El Gambit will prove again why HE should be el light-heavyweight champion!"
El G looks thoughtful, and he contemplatively tosses his cosh from hand to hand.
;D El Gambit:
"And as for the light-heavyweight title! El Gambit is disgusted that such a travesty could happen! That pathetic little debilucho Laverne is the new light-heavyweight champion. The only worthy champion that this federation has had was scewed by Pitfighter and Mooncat. Meanwhile, El Pitfighter has the audacity to hit El Gambit with his own move. El Pifighter, you will regret that, trust El Gambit, you will regret that. El Gambit has plans for you..."
With a look of intensity, El G smacks the cosh into his hand.
El Gambit:
"But tonight on Manslaughter, it is El Freak who will feel the Rock of Gibraltar. El Freak, you are one more step on my journey to bringing the light-heavyweight back title to the real superstars, the real superstars who are here showing that HKWF is real wrestling. El Gambit will be the light-heavyweight champion, and now a debilucho has the title, I am even more determined. El Freak, you will not be able to defeat El Gambit, for you are an obstacle on a journey I am on... you're going down, debilucho!"
;D El Gambit:
"El Gambit faces El Freak on Manslaughter? It's El Gambit's first Manslaughter, and El Freak's return match. There is a lot at stake, and the simple reality is: you're going down, debilucho! El Freak cannot stand up to the power of El Gambit, he will smash on the Rock of Gibraltar DDT and El Gambit will prove again why HE should be el light-heavyweight champion!"
El G looks thoughtful, and he contemplatively tosses his cosh from hand to hand.
;D El Gambit:
"And as for the light-heavyweight title! El Gambit is disgusted that such a travesty could happen! That pathetic little debilucho Laverne is the new light-heavyweight champion. The only worthy champion that this federation has had was scewed by Pitfighter and Mooncat. Meanwhile, El Pitfighter has the audacity to hit El Gambit with his own move. El Pifighter, you will regret that, trust El Gambit, you will regret that. El Gambit has plans for you..."
With a look of intensity, El G smacks the cosh into his hand.
El Gambit:"But tonight on Manslaughter, it is El Freak who will feel the Rock of Gibraltar. El Freak, you are one more step on my journey to bringing the light-heavyweight back title to the real superstars, the real superstars who are here showing that HKWF is real wrestling. El Gambit will be the light-heavyweight champion, and now a debilucho has the title, I am even more determined. El Freak, you will not be able to defeat El Gambit, for you are an obstacle on a journey I am on... you're going down, debilucho!"
