|
|
Post by Rico on Oct 25, 2001 3:07:22 GMT -6
the scene opens up to Maxx sitting in a chair outside looking at the sky.
Maxx:Well finally i get to show pimp just what in the hell i am made of, its time to take gzw by storm it is time to take what is due to me and that is the Intercontinental championship and add it around my waist.
You see Pimp you have been interfearing in my matches for a couple of weeks now, you cost me the match aginst Magic, and you also cost me the contest of champions, i believe that you are afraid that i was going to beat your ass and take your title.
Well it looks like your plans backfired because i have you in a match on monday for the Intercontinental championship, and if i were you i would not be worried about t-rex and len debrey because they are the least of your worries.
I would be concentrating on the task at hand which is Maxx Pain, you have to get past me first in order to even think about putting the title on the line aginst someone else, you see Pimp you will be "played alive" as you would like to say, you can come out here with all of the sing-a-long songs with that champ as you want.
The fact of the matter is this, even thought you do have nice catch phrases that does not make you a good champ, and i am going to prove that to you come this monday, Pimp i have alittle catch phrase of my own and it goes like this, Pain is the name of the game that only i can play and Pimp i know you don't want to play that game or you will be "played-alive and that i will promise. So shine that belt up because its coming home with me.
|
|
Mike
Main Event
http://www.tbns.net/fubu2k1/riskybusiness.jpg
Posts: 2,579
|
Post by Mike on Oct 25, 2001 15:55:49 GMT -6
(The scene opens up with a Barbie stood in a house type area, there is a hand moving her)
(girlie voice):
"Hi everybody i'm Maxxine i'm Maxx Pains wife, I'm a dirty sleezey hoe, who hasn't got any from Maxx for years! well you see we have two children, and I daren't tell MAxx that he wasn't man enough to have these children! infact the truth is that I was played-a-live by Pimp, and these are his children"
(Suddenly an action man comes into focus)
(Deep voice)
"I'm back home honey its me Maxximum Pain, thats what Pimp just dealt me maxximum Pain, and is going to deal me on MNM next week! I said that i'll be bringing home the intercontinetal title, well i'm sorry but that won't happen i'm going to have to disapoint you"
girlie voice for Barbie:
"OOOOOOOH not again, your always disapointing in everything we do"
action man voice:
"its that ment to mean something? my oversized head doesn't seem to work you would think with a head the size of myn I would know stuff uhu uhu"
Barbie voice:
"never mind..... pee brain"
(Ken suddenly come into view on the camera)
Ken Voice:
"hey Maxx you look like Action man the greatest zero of them all! you know I'm sure i saw you on a bad comercial, and a cartoon some months before that!, but never mind, that your wife hmmmmm asked me too errrr.... well come over and polish something for her, she said you would be tired, so she wants me to come over and do some polishing for her"
action man voice:
(fake yawn) you know i am tired i'll go to bed now, im sure you and my wife won't do anything!
Barbie Voice:
(fake girlie giggles)
(Acion man goes off screen)
Barbie Voice
"ooooooh Pimp you sure know how to get rid of Maxx, and give a girl what she wants"
(scene bagins to fade, adn as it does it sees Pimp smiling down sickeningly at the dolls house)
|
|
|
|
Post by Rico on Oct 26, 2001 14:09:10 GMT -6
the scene opens up to Maxx walking around in his house.
Maxx:Well i see that pimp likes to play with dolls, well pimp i always knew that you were alittle bit fruity alittle bit funny, and you just proved my point by playing with your damn dolls.
You see Pimp i take it that you are taking me lightly, well you see thats where your mistake comes in, when you have a title around your waist you cannot and i repeat cannot take anyone lightly especially when its Maxx Pain, because i will end your damn career and take your damn title because i can and thats what i am going to do.
*Maxxine comes up to him.
Maxxine:What the hell is going on i thought i said that the camera men could not come here anymore, oh man you never are happy with just one promo are you.
Maxx:Oh be quiet because i have some business to take care of.
*Maxx throws a pillow at Maxxine. and she gives him an evil look.
Maxxine:You're lucky that you have a title match coming up or i would try and take you out right now and you know i will.
Maxx:Well see, i will meet you in the bed room when i get done.
*Maxxine walks into the bed room and Maxx looks back into the camera.
Maxx:You see Pimp, come this monday you will be "Played-A-Live" by the Master of Pain you see when i have you up in the air and drop you down to the Mat with a thunderous drop you will be lying on the Mat with Pain in your eyes and i will look down at you and tell you "Pain is just weakness leaving the body" and then i will proceed to kick your ass all over that arena.
You see pimp i will never be satisfied until i have gold around my waist and i will not rest until i have beaten every drop of blood out of your body and you are laying in the middle of the ring lifeless while i stand over your broken carcass with my hand raised in victory and the intercontinental title around my waist and when its all said and done, after the smoke clears and after i am done kicking your ass, you will have no choice but to go home and continue to play with your dolls and never to return to gzw EVER! Because Pain is the name of the game that only i can play and i know you don't want to play that game now do you.
|
|
Mike
Main Event
http://www.tbns.net/fubu2k1/riskybusiness.jpg
Posts: 2,579
|
Post by Mike on Oct 28, 2001 15:26:42 GMT -6
(Pimp is sat at home in his usual;l armchair with the Intercontinetal title draped over the left arm of the chair, and the T.V remote on the right, on the T.V is an episode of Southpark, with Cartman dressed as a police officer)
Cartman: Respect my authoritor!
Pimp: hahahaha have you seen this Maxx Steele has gone from one cartonn character with his own series to Southpark, to be part of Southpark, I mean comeon look at the similarities there both fat, and are security wanabe type characters. The only difference is I think that Cartman has an higher IQ than Maxx Pain, and Cartman is a cartoon character you big dumb idiot hahahaha.
Pimp: though I have noticed you like to take the mickey out of me by insulting me by saying and I quote
(Pimp puts on deep simple voice)
"well pimp i always knew that you were alittle bit fruity alittle bit funny, and you just proved my point by playing with your damn dolls".
Pimp: i'm a little bit fruity eh? well maybe I am maybe you should ask your wife, she like to play with some exotic fruit if you get my point, and she knows were to get it. And No Maxx it isn't from the "little weener" you behold boy, no its from I the "Living Legend" the man that everywoman seeks in her dreams.
but in that little promo you did a while ago now you also said "i will never be satisfied until i have gold around my waist" which leads me to the conclussion that Maxx you will never be satisfyed, but thats okay, that helps you be more determined for what you will never have, and one of those things you should never hold..... well atleast anytime soon is my Intercontinental title.
then you blab on some more like you always seem to do, and say "i will not rest until i have beaten every drop of blood out of your body and you are laying in the middle of the ring lifeless", this then leads me to the conclussion that Maxx you are restless now and will forever will be restless. For without rest you are tired, boring and weak, and Maxx for that past few months that has been you all over, how the hell you wormed your way into a title match against me I'll never know, but expect it to be torture, and for me one more very easy moron to Play-a-live.
Then I can go onto something else and thats your second name Pain, and wondered Whats up with that? well I came up with two possibleities and they are a, you like to dish out pain, which I don't remember seeing you ever do to any decent wrestler, or you feel pain, and lots of it. figure that most it, you feel alot of pain, so Maxx if you lay down and let me defeat you 1.... 2..... 3..... then I will leave your Tiredsome body and have pitty on you.
And the last thing I want to mention to Maxx is Bad Influence, and this is to Maxx especially as he seems to be getting out of line, and thats to look at the past Heavyweight Champions, Deacon Kane was apart of a stable "New Bad Company", Sincere was "Chaos Theory", both T-Rex, and Magic were in "the Forsaken" and last but not least Firefly was in the legendary "Bad Company", now Maxx it seems to me that the way to the top is by being apart of a big stable like Bad Influence, and for it to be big we have to be a unit, all together as one, no selfishness like you have show, I don't remember any of the member in any of the mentioned stables being slefish do you? well you see Bad Influence could very well be your ticket to the top, as stables have been for so many others
Maxx I have l one last question to ask, do you want to go to the top or not Maxx?
(scene fades to black)
|
|
