Post by The Lows on Oct 26, 2001 10:54:32 GMT -6
Sarah ; Hi there this is Sarah Slimline with the new Light heavywaight champion Kool Hand Luke LaVerne ..... Hi Luke , tell me whats it feel like to earn your first belt in GZW ?
Luke : Hey Babe , you know , it is awesome . I am telling you , I took out the Gunman one .... two .... three . It's tottally chill you know , it's like ice man , Kkkkooll .
Sarah : er ... okay .. But you may not have won the belt without a little out side interferance from Len D'Bray . how do you feel about that ?
Luke : Hey babe , I won , don't diss that because of some out side interferance from the lizard lover , he was not there to help me you know , he was laying in to me along with El Greazball while the ref was down babe and taht ain't so chill you know . But hey without them interfering I would have won in the first place babe . The gunny man , he was rocking when they came to his aid , and if the fat lizard was foolish enough to lay out the Gunny man with the chair by mistake that ain't no heat for me . I am the Light heavywaight champion and that is chill . It's chillie on ice , you know what I am saying ?
Sarah : erm ,,, mostly .... But the number one contender for your belt is D'Bray ,. are you ready to face him ?
Luke : Hell babe I was born ready . I tell you I know that the lizard lover ain't coming to ring side without a plan , He'll bring all he can and every trick in the book , But the Ice man comeath you know what I mean sisiter . The Kool factor will win out . Cause this belt is chill and the belt is mine .
Sarah : Thanks for that . I think I followed it all , tell me though luke what of the Mooncat , she too could be a future contender for the LH belt . How do you feel about facing your Girlfriend in the ring ?
Luke : Hey babe , If the mooncat wants a shot at my title then she wants a shot at my title . ain't no big thing , she is as tough as any man in the GZW and I would not expect her to do any less than her best against the Iceman , But the Ice man holds the belt and I mean to se it says with the ice man babe so I will give her my best right back .
Sarah : what of pitfight , he came to your aid at TNT as well as Celeste ?
Luke ,: hell the pitfighter is extremmeee you know what I mean . If he gets a shot he gets a shot , High five for the man for helping out the ice when the buzzards were flying . He had my back , and if he needs then the ice man will have his .
Sarah : well thanks there Kool , you off to celebrate now ?
Luke laughs , : Hell babe I am going to party with the fans babe , cause the fanms helped me as sure as the cat and the pitfighter . Then me and the moongirl are going to celebrate ourself s.
Sarah : the fans seem to like you luke , you got a measage for them ?
Luke : Hell yer , Chill there my brothers .
Luke : Hey Babe , you know , it is awesome . I am telling you , I took out the Gunman one .... two .... three . It's tottally chill you know , it's like ice man , Kkkkooll .
Sarah : er ... okay .. But you may not have won the belt without a little out side interferance from Len D'Bray . how do you feel about that ?
Luke : Hey babe , I won , don't diss that because of some out side interferance from the lizard lover , he was not there to help me you know , he was laying in to me along with El Greazball while the ref was down babe and taht ain't so chill you know . But hey without them interfering I would have won in the first place babe . The gunny man , he was rocking when they came to his aid , and if the fat lizard was foolish enough to lay out the Gunny man with the chair by mistake that ain't no heat for me . I am the Light heavywaight champion and that is chill . It's chillie on ice , you know what I am saying ?
Sarah : erm ,,, mostly .... But the number one contender for your belt is D'Bray ,. are you ready to face him ?
Luke : Hell babe I was born ready . I tell you I know that the lizard lover ain't coming to ring side without a plan , He'll bring all he can and every trick in the book , But the Ice man comeath you know what I mean sisiter . The Kool factor will win out . Cause this belt is chill and the belt is mine .
Sarah : Thanks for that . I think I followed it all , tell me though luke what of the Mooncat , she too could be a future contender for the LH belt . How do you feel about facing your Girlfriend in the ring ?
Luke : Hey babe , If the mooncat wants a shot at my title then she wants a shot at my title . ain't no big thing , she is as tough as any man in the GZW and I would not expect her to do any less than her best against the Iceman , But the Ice man holds the belt and I mean to se it says with the ice man babe so I will give her my best right back .
Sarah : what of pitfight , he came to your aid at TNT as well as Celeste ?
Luke ,: hell the pitfighter is extremmeee you know what I mean . If he gets a shot he gets a shot , High five for the man for helping out the ice when the buzzards were flying . He had my back , and if he needs then the ice man will have his .
Sarah : well thanks there Kool , you off to celebrate now ?
Luke laughs , : Hell babe I am going to party with the fans babe , cause the fanms helped me as sure as the cat and the pitfighter . Then me and the moongirl are going to celebrate ourself s.
Sarah : the fans seem to like you luke , you got a measage for them ?
Luke : Hell yer , Chill there my brothers .
