Before Manslaughter

[Billy Bond]

It's an official Smooth promo with the logo in the background and Smooth on a chaise longe.

Smooth:
"You're gonna delete that crap I did this morning aren't you Baz?"

;D Baz:
"It was this afternoon!"

Smooth:
"Whatever smartarse... you're gonna delete it, right?

Baz:
"Sure."

Baz has the camera set up, and counts Smooth in.

8) Smooth:
"The name's Bond, Billy Bond, and I've got something to say!"

Smooth does the eyebrow, the smirk, the lower of the sunglasses and the peer.

8) Smooth:
"Tonight is Manslaughter night. The night where I have to fight in a tournament to get an opportunity to fight for the belt that I lost to a cheater. It bothers me that I have to do this, seeing as I deserve a rematch ANYWAY. However, if I have to prove myself, so be it! I held that title for a month, and will regain it! I just have to go through some of the best wrestlers in GZW to do it!"

Smooth looks serious, but focused.

Smooth:
"My first opponent is Magic. This smacks of bias to me. Magic is a man I wouldn't want to face in a final, let alone a first round! Sure I've hurt him, sure I've smashed him through a table, sure he's tapped to the Smooth Operation... but I have never actually managed to gain a true victory over Magic AND he is an ex-heavyweight champion fo the world. With no disrespect to anyone else in the tournament, I truly believe that the winner of my match with Magic will have one of the best chances of winning the whole thing. That is, unless, the match takes so much out of the winner that they are unable to complete. Considering our past, and Magic's ability and meanstreak, that isn't such a ridiculous thought. Magic, may the best man win, I can't say anything else other than that."

Smooth fidgets, and sits up on the chaise longe.

Smooth:
"After what will inevitably be an epic match with Magic, I will have to face either Gideon or Epic if I win. Gideon is an extreme man who will take the Smooth One to the extreme. Epic is a vicious bastard who has the support of the evil mastermind known as Clancy McClean. Both men will prove a challenge... the difference being that Gideon will prove a worthy challenge, whereas Epic will be a fight against cheating! Either way, I will give it my best shot, and will need to be unconscious before I lie down for the 123! Gideon or Epic, be ready, because it's gonna be Smooth!"

Smooth pauses again, collecting his thoughts, and momentarily looking down before addressing the camera again.

Smooth:
"And if I overcome Gideon or Epic, I have to face Adam Cage, Len Dubray, Gangzta or Luke Laverne. Cage is a man who is new here, but has made an impact to be proud of. Cage is also a man who has never felt gold around his waist in GZW. I will beat cage, because he just can't understand my need to win my title back! Len DuBray is one of the most evil souls I have ever contemplated... what he did to Mrs. M makes him a target to every wrestler in GZW who has a heart. DuBray, if it's you I face, I will destroy you! Not for the IC title, but for the sweet old lady you put into a coma! Gangzta... well all I can say to you is prove yourself! Take on the Smooth One if you can! Can you take a Smooth Beating? I doubt it, but I will be going in full throttle Gangzta, and you won't stand a chance. Finally, 'Kool Hand' Luke Laverne... a guy I actually like! Luke, you and me, one on one will be a match to remember, but just like Magic, you know I won't pull any punches and I will do everything in my power to beat you. I just hope that if we face each other, whoever wins, we can go for a drink as friends afterwards."

Smooth lies back, with a sad face.

Smooth:
"And if I overcome all this, it is T-Rex I will face... damn, this is gonna be one HELL of a night! And if I have anyhthing to do about it, it's gonna be MY night... it's gonna be smooth!"

Baz fades the camera

[Mike]

(the scene opens up with a man stood in a shadow, we can not see his face, but is holding a briefcase)

Voice: Smooth you think you stand a chance in this tournament?, then i'm afraid you you have another thing coming!

(the man steps out of the shadow, and is revealed to be Epic Mazur, he has a silver briefcase in his hand, and is wearing a new pinstripe suit)

Epic: what you all expecting to see Pimp or something responding to the rediculous comments just made by Smooth Moperator!

Some of your words are true though I give you your due! I am indeed a vicious man, also Clancy McClean is a mastermind! but not an evil mastermind! how you could even justify those horrific words to my fellow Businessman is beyond me!, the man is true and kind, he is a man with great talent to spot young up and comers who are men being held back from stardom in there current fed! you see I have been held back by GZW, and tonight in the tournament I will make amends for it, by showing the world I have what it takes, and will eventually become the GZW Intercontinental Champion.

I will then continue the domination that I "Mr Risky Business" will have over the GZW! and under the guidance of a true samaritan of the world Mr Clancy McClean, my future won't just stop at the very top of the wrestling world!

I will become a recognised hero in other things too, I will go on to star in top lining movies, unlike you Billy Bond, whos in pathetic films like Mars Wars, that only geeks watch, and most of them thought you looked like a geek, and I think you're a geek, so I think its inevitable that you are a geek Smooth!

I will tame this Extreme beast in the first round, defeat either a Wizard of Oz wanabe, or a geeky film lowlife named Smooth in the semi final, and then go on to the final were I will face either Adam Cage, a new comer that I already know about, and if he gets in my way he'll certainly go down. Len DuBray, the most likely outcome, as he is the best man in the other half of the brackets, and that will truely be an Epic Final, but at the end of it allits me who will reign victorious, because I have the skill to do so! Gangzta, a returning superstar to GZW, a kickboxer who is getting his ring rust off him, and has therefore no chance against me, or some guy who calls himslef Kool, with a K , 'cos he's illiterate, and Kool, 'cos he can use a skateboard! comeon man Skateboarding is for kids, and wrestling is a mans sport, and thats why you are in the wrong business sonny, and you will also be no problem!

(scene fades, as Epic steps back into the dark)