The morning after the night before

[Billy Bond]

The scene opens with a scan of Smooth's flat. Smooth is asleep on the sofa with a half finished can of stella in his hand. Crystal is in the armchair in a less than ladylike pose, surrounded by beer and full ashtrays. The cameraman, whoever it is, is rather wobbly. The camera is put down, and Baz's face can be see as he looks into the lens to rearrange his hair. He looks rough. He picks up the camera again, and points it at Smooth.

<shouting> Baz:
"OI! BILLY! WAKE UP! IT'S 2 PM!!!!!"

Both Smooth and Crystal wake up with a start. Both instantly groan in responce to their hangovers. Smooth look sup to the camera.

<half asleep> Smooth:
"What the fuck you doing, Baz?"

Baz:
"You need to do a promo Smooth about Tuesday Night Manslaughter!"

Smooth looks like he's suffering from a terrible hangover, and also looks pissed with Baz for waking him.

Smooth:
"Okay... here goes....

The name's Bond...

I'm gonna kick ass at Manslaughter... gonna beat my friend Magic but it'll be a tough match, then it's Gideon or Epic, but I'm ready for them. Then it's some other guy, and it'll be smooth, or somethin', when I beast them.  Finally I'll meet T-Rex... respect man... but I'm gonna win... and stuff."

Smooth passes out...

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