Post by GZG MultiMedia on Jan 21, 2007 16:46:53 GMT -6
Name: The Happy Sumo
Birthday: August 4, 1964
Hometown: Parts Unknown (most don't want to think about it)
Martial Status: Are you kidding?
Height and Weight: 5"11ft - 445lbs
Theme Music: "Sumo Samba" by GZW2K1 Entertainment
Alignment: Neutral
Finisher:
"Sumo Fall Down" - Collapse
Trademark Moves:
"The Pit Stop" - Armpit Roll (banned from use)
Favourite Moves:
Punches
Slaps
Avalanche
Earthquake
Banzai
Entrance:
The camera focuses on the announcers table as The Happy Sumo walks to the ring. As Sumo passes by the table the announcers try to hold their breath. Todd Crumb makes the mistake of breathing out and then in a panic breathing back in too quickly, he pales and glances around for a place to throw up.
Biography:
Very little is know about Sumo's background, mainly since nobody has wanted to be close enough to him long enough to ask. It is known that he's been in GZW2K1 for almost its entire history and in that entire time has been lucky to pull out a handful of wins.
Strengths:
His Odor - It's pretty much his only weapon.
Weaknesses:
Too Many To List - His list of faults and downfalls could crash the GZW2K1 website if listed.
