Post by Sir Chris Cairns on May 5, 2005 15:06:30 GMT -6
Bake The Cake Roberts
"Can he really wrestle and bake at the same time?"
Age: 37
Height: 6'2
Weight: 200lbs
Hailing from Bakersville, Calafornia, Bake The Cake is a highly skilled baker with more than his fair share of demons. Bake just wants to live a peaceful life as a GZW2K1 Globalstar, but is forever tormented by horrible memories from his past, which are only alluded to vaguely in promos, during which he is almost always midway through the process of suffering from a mental breakdown. Bake often states that he has suicidal thoughts, and despite his novel profession as the world's finest baker/wrestler, Bake The Cake truly is one of the Globalverse's darkest, most tortured souls.
Bake The Cake is managed by Snoop Donkey Donk, an African-American donkey who hates whites (including Bake). The two men have a unique relationship which usually revolves around a form of "tough love" from Snoop, who will verbally belittle Bake until Bake suffers from a panic attack.
Bake The Cake is most notable in GZW2K1 for his long-running feud with The Happy Sumo, which began in the Summer of 2005 and still runs to this day.
