Post by Rob on Apr 10, 2007 16:06:37 GMT -6
Name: The Masked Offender
Real Name: Unknown
Height: 5'9
Weight: 195 lbs
Style: Dirty. Luchadore who wastes time doing very stupid things like making double entendres and slapping people with a sock he pulls out of his tights.
Music: "Fucking An Animal" by GWAR
Description: Black, tight fitting mack with a white question mark on the forehead.
Black long sleeved thermal top and black wrestling tights with black wrestling boots.
Finishers: Crusty Sock of The Offender (Mandible claw with a sock)
Dong Slap (You know Goldust's running ass to the face? Well, this is iknda the reverse of that. He wears a cup. Yeah...)
Bio: Not much is known about this disgusting man. He speaks with a Mexican accent and is always making some double entendre of another, or going on about his "Dong". He really is a sad, depraved fuck and never wins because of it. Bizarrely enough, he seems to have collected quite a fan base, despite his appalling win/ loss record.
Advantages:
Well... he's funny I guess
Lucha style means he can fly about a bit
Disadvantages:
Easily distracted by female fans, whether they're good looking or not. Actually once lost a match because he left the ring to try and shove his head between the tits of a grossly overweight female fan. At least, we're sure it was female. He lost by count out and was them arrested. Again.
Has an annoying habit of rolling around the floor screaming "Aaaargh! My doonnnngg! Owowowowowoow!" whenever he falls victim to a low blow.
Too many others to list here.
Real Name: Unknown
Height: 5'9
Weight: 195 lbs
Style: Dirty. Luchadore who wastes time doing very stupid things like making double entendres and slapping people with a sock he pulls out of his tights.
Music: "Fucking An Animal" by GWAR
Description: Black, tight fitting mack with a white question mark on the forehead.
Black long sleeved thermal top and black wrestling tights with black wrestling boots.
Finishers: Crusty Sock of The Offender (Mandible claw with a sock)
Dong Slap (You know Goldust's running ass to the face? Well, this is iknda the reverse of that. He wears a cup. Yeah...)
Bio: Not much is known about this disgusting man. He speaks with a Mexican accent and is always making some double entendre of another, or going on about his "Dong". He really is a sad, depraved fuck and never wins because of it. Bizarrely enough, he seems to have collected quite a fan base, despite his appalling win/ loss record.
Advantages:
Well... he's funny I guess
Lucha style means he can fly about a bit
Disadvantages:
Easily distracted by female fans, whether they're good looking or not. Actually once lost a match because he left the ring to try and shove his head between the tits of a grossly overweight female fan. At least, we're sure it was female. He lost by count out and was them arrested. Again.
Has an annoying habit of rolling around the floor screaming "Aaaargh! My doonnnngg! Owowowowowoow!" whenever he falls victim to a low blow.
Too many others to list here.
