Post by Lone Gunman on Jun 25, 2007 15:25:03 GMT -6
Human Error is a man dressed up as a calculator. He can’t wrestle, but that’s not an issue as his stupid costume hasn’t got any eyeholes, rendering him blind when wearing it. He has no moves as such but his hard calculator exterior can take an above average amount of damage before he’s ultimately knocked down/out.
Hometown: Nagoya, Japan
Height: 5’5 (6’4 while wearing calculator costume)
Weight: 193lbs
Theme Music: “Half Man, Half Machine” by Goldie Lookin’ Chain
Alignment: N/A
Strengths: He’s a giant calculator.
Weaknesses: He’s a giant calculator.
Entrance: “Half Man, Half Machine” by the Goldie Lookin’ Chain kicks in over the sound system, quiet enough to hear the yawns and various calculator-based catcalls. Awkward and cumbersome, out stumbles the man/calculator known only as Human Error. As he blindly makes his way down the ramp he unknowingly sways to the side and walks right into a cameraman, knocking them both down. A couple of ringside assistants help the developmental star up and walk him down to the ring and – after three botched attempts – he slides inside and waits for his opponent.
