Post by Nightwhisper on Jun 9, 2002 15:04:38 GMT -6
Lend Me Your Ear
Rumours,rumours,and rumours.If only the world was ruled by rumours,I would be the Empress of this floating rock!!But alas it's not so I work for this mag called HotWire making enough money that I can at least call myself the Queen of the Slums in my neighborhood.I digress though.On with the real reason why you people read my article.
Why was it I saw with my very own brown eyes the tag team known as Supreme Team,Logan "Larger than Life" Phlash and Malcom "Super Flyer" Hodges,on the corner in my part of town buying,shall we say,some "wacky weed".Now I know GZW had this "left handed cigarette" problem once with a certain fighter from the pitts,but for it to come up again among a great superstar tag team as this makes me question GZW's drug policy.Just say no means just say no.
It was heard in passing,but Maxx Pain has secretly been working with Holly Fortune and her new crew of men called War Party.Further news goes to say that the real reason why Maxx didn't get the Deacon Kane beatdown like the rest of Pride at Fallout:Zero Hour was due to the fact that Holly contacted Maxx seconds before the attack and arranged for him to avoid the Deacon treatment.Can you imagine Maxx pain and Deacon Kane side by side?What a monstrous team War Party would have then!!
As reported in past issues the Powers Three have come to the agreement to dissolve the Extreme division altogether.Sources indicate that the Extreme division will be melded into the Mid-South Heavyweight division to produce the United States Championship,the third highest ranking belt within GroundZero Wrestling 2K1.There is no word as of yet on how the Powers Three will decide the new champion of the division between the existing champions of the Extreme and Mid-South.
Is it me or is there an impending gang war brewing in the GZW?Maybe it's just me!!
Whispers in the night bring to my ear the news that a mysterious "ninja" from the Far East has been employed by someone in GZW to come into the company and "take out" selected superstars.Normally this isn't worthy enough news to be put into Lend Me Your Ear as the masked ninja gimmick is used all the time in this sport,but this particular "ninja" is rumoured to have strong strong ties with the world of GZW.Expect this "ninja" to to cause a major ruckus in the forthcoming weeks.
With the desire to find individuality and respect in GZW,I'm told that not only will Justin Sharp copy Deacon Kane's moniker of "The Future" as well as Magic's wrestling life,but the young Pride member intends to host a weekly cooking/talk show in honor of Mrs. M.Hey,imitation is the sincerest form of art.I wonder how Justin would look in one of the beautiful kimonos that Mrs. M sports?
On the topic of Pride,I heard from a little "Mouse" that Pride is looking to add a very strong asset to the weak link of Adam Cage that they dropped at Fallout:Zero Hour. After baiting the "Mouse" with some cheese and a flash of my T&A,I came to find out that not only is the new addition going to be announced on Tuesday Crimson this week (as of press time 11 June 2002),but the new member will be none other than Nathaniel "Entertainment Franchise" Davis.Pride brings the GZW Television Championship back into their fold as well as adding the foundation of GZW to their roster.