Oh Please!

[Billy Bond]

"Oh Please!"

Hi!

The name's Bond, Billy Bond, and welcome to this week's edition of my exclusive Hotwire column: "Oh Please!".

I’ve been writing this column a while now, and there is one glaring omission from the list of this that make me say"Oh Please!". That is of course: bad hair.

So many people out there think they look good with bad hair… you’d think the fact that the opposite sex (or the same sex if that’s your ball game) treat them with distain and laugh at them might make them think there’s a problem, but no… "Oh Please!". So below is a list of the most offensive hair cuts that we have to tolerate.

So without further ado, I give you this week's edition of… "Oh Please!".

‘The Comb  Over’: When a bald man grows ridiculously long hair on one side, and literally combs it over in a forlorn attempt to hide his baldness.
Mate, you aint fooling anyone, and you’d look much better if you accepted the fact that you look much better without the silly bits.
Celeb Example: Bobby Charlton

‘The Male Perm’: Literally what it says, a bloke with a perm. Some even have it dyed blonde too.
LOOK AT YOURSELF, you chump! It looks like a bloody bird’s nest. It’s rare a perm looks good on a woman, let alone on a man!
Celeb Example: 70s Kevin Keegan

‘The Mullet’: short on top; long at the back.
The ultimate classic in bad hair. So bad that there is a comedy website taking the piss! www.mulletsgalore.com Why do men do this to themselves? The simple fact is that however good a man looks with long hair (same goes for a goatee beard), they look better with it short!

I make no apology if you wear any of the above styles, because all I say is true! Look in the mirror, chump. And to anyone who looks at one of the above as something to hide from a shameful past… well join the club, we’ve all done it: even ‘Smooth Operator’ Billy Bond!

So, until next time: It's gonna be Smooth!

Billy Bond




OOC:
www.mulletsgalore.com … it really does exist! <LOL>