Wyldsyde Results!

[Mrs. M]

GZW Presents…

Wednesday Wyldsyde

13th November 2002

Broadcast LIVE from the Makuhari Messe International Exhibition Hall, Japan.


With Mrs. Murakame and 'El Gambit' Santiago DeTouwce at ringside.
Special Guest Announcer: ‘Psycho Mantis’ Jacob Helmsley


‘Meaning of Life’ by Disturbed hits the PA, and out comes the ‘Psycho Mantis’ Jacob Helmsley for his guest commentary spot. The former light-heavyweight champion heads down to the announce table to a respectable cheer from the crowd.

The Wyldsyde theme tune, ‘Carmen Queesy’ by Maxim (featuring Skin) blasts over the PA with a virtual Guy Fawkes Day of pyro! Mrs. M appeared on the zerotron to a cheer from the crowd! Lapping it up, the old lady waved enthusiastically! Closely following her was El Gambit, who got something less of a warm reaction. Both headed down to the ring, Mrs. M hitting low fives; El G generally jeering.

On the zerotron screen, as the distorted guitar start of ‘Carmen Queesy’ plays various close up shots of GZW Superstar’s with serious looks on their faces: Kid Kaos, Symon, Jack Tyler, Celestia L’Yark, Justin Sharp, Eclipse, Nathan Williams, Pimp Bizkit, Zac Sharp, Maxx Pain, Monarch.

The beat kicks in, and various superstars hit finishers and high impact moves. Nathan Williams (as T-Rex) hits Extinction on Magic. Shinoba performs a ‘hit’ by beating down Jacob Helmsley with his boken. Diamond hits Dumped on El Gambit. Deacon Kane hits a Wicked Way on Kid Kaos. Jackie Lee hits his Running Powerslam on Albert Wuchie. Chains has the Chainsaw locked on Prey on the steel railing. Maxx Pain hits a Career Ender on Billy Bond. Pimp Bizkit locks the Final Choke on Shokuka No Saru. Old school: Kage hits a Kage kick on Dice Morgan. Monarch hits Imperial Impalement on Maxx Pain. As the theme tune continued to play, crazy pyro blasted around the arena to announce GZW's Wednesday Night Wyldsyde!

Mrs. M raved about the line-up for Wyldsyde, and El G stated that those debiluchos in the Regulators were going to get their arses beaten all over the Makuhari Messe International Exhibition Hall! Suddenly ‘Debaser’ by the Pixies blasted over the PA and out came HKWF legend ‘Jaguar’ Jackie Lee! Jackie headed to the ring, and was in the mood for ranting, and he stated how yellow Chaos Theory were for their attack on him last week on Wyldsyde. He also said that Chains was in the prime of his career, yet still had to cheat to beat him and use his Chaos Theory friends to overpower two retired wrestlers! Continuing his rant, Jackie said that no young punk like Chains could get away with attacking non-wrestler women and being so callous as to say he was pleased people were in a car crash. The Jaguar called out The Demon, but the Chaos Theory member never came! Jackie further insulted Chains, and demanded that he face him in a Lumberjack match on the first Wyldsyde after Fallout: Zero Deficits! He claimed that Chains should either accept the challenge, or admit that he’s a coward!

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MATCH RESULTS

Tag Team Match - Akiyama & Damien ArkAngel V Macauley McGrue & Ben Robertson
Obviously uncomfortable with their forced alliance, Akiyama and ArkAngel stared one another down as the match began. McGrue and Robertson took the opportunity to start before the bell, however the Neo Void God and the UWA Intercontinental Champion responded with thunderous clotheslines. After brutalising the two cowboys, it finally got down to Akiyama and Robertson in the ring. Utterly dominating Robertson, it wasn’t long before Akiyama hooked up ‘Bad Boy’ and crushed him with a Void Banishment! Akiyama went for the pin, and McGrue broke up the count. However, ArkAngel entered the ring and destroyed McGrue with the Trigger Bomb! Akiyama quickly hoisted up ‘Bad Boy’ and destroyed him further with an Upper Void. An academic pin later and Akiyama picked up the victory. As El Gambit was complementing both winners, Akiyama and ArkAngel were once again in a stare down… until ArkAngel threw a right! Both men proceeded to duke it out, and it took six referees to break it up!
WINNERS BY PINFALL: Akiyama & ArkAngel

"Number One" by Nelly hit the speakers as Nathan and Jimmy Williams made their way down the ramp to a huge cheer from the crowd. Both brothers hit high fives to diffrent members of the crowd before climbing in. Once inside the ring Nathan talked briefly about his upcoming match with Jack and how even though it wasn't the TCW he still had respect for the man and would extend his hand at the end of the match.

After that he belittled Justin Sharp and said that if he wanted attention he got it. He also stated that after Zero Defects he could still call himself the IC Division but it would be without the belt around his waist.

He handed the mic to his younger brother who the belittled Legacy and told them to watch their backs at Zero Defects because something big was gonna happen in favor of the Williams. The two brothers left the ring on that note to the cheers of the crowd.

In the back, Diamond is in a locker room with Eddie Knoxville. Diamond tries to give Eddie an ‘Anti-Bullying Policy’ T-shirt, but Eddie throws the T-Shirt back in Diamonds face.

In another area of the backstage, Ryder is getting a coke from a machine. Suddenly from behind he’s hit with the United States Championship! Pimp continues to beat on Ryder until security pull him off of Ryder, as Pimp is pulled off Ryder he is heard muttering: “Want to get near my title, eh? Well that's as near as YOU are coming!” Mrs. M commented that Pimp seems proud of his title despite never gaining a fair victory for it!

Singles Match - Shinoba V Albert Wuchie
Shinoba came to the ring wielding his boken, but it was swiftly taken of him by Patricia Albertson. Albert surprised the (over?) confident Shinoba by hitting his Kung Wuchie kicks after an attempted clothesline, and following it by a devastating Wuchbuster! Albert went for the Crack of the Cookie early, but Shinoba slid through his legs and bailed! Albert celebrated as Mrs. M sang his praises, reminding the watchers that he was trained by her son Sho. No longer underestimating the Fortune Cookie, a much more grim Shinoba re-entered the ring. Soon after, the vicious Chaos Theory Assassin showed his technical skill, and ended up holding Albert in a full nelson, and then hoisted him over into a dragon Suplex with bridged pin. Shockingly, Albert kicked out. Not long after, Patricia Albertson was knocked out when Shinoba ducked a flying forearm from Wuchie that accidentally hit her! Shinoba immediately retrieved his boken and cracked Wuchie over the back with the solid wood sword! He proceeded to brutalise the Fortune Cookie until Mrs. M intervened from behind with one of her brick handbag specials on the Black Ninja! Wuchie draped an arm over the out cold Shinoba, and a revived Albertson counted the three! After the match, after recovering and seeing the handbag in the ring, Shinoba stormed over to Mrs. M at the table, but both El Gambit and Jacob Helmsley, armed with cosh and steel pipe respectively, stood up to defend her and the Black Ninja retreated! Meanwhile, poor Albert had to be helped to the back!
WINNER BY PINFALL: Albert Wuchie

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Back in the locker rooms again, Diamond is again there with Eddie Knoxville, Diamond tries to hand Eddie Knoxville a ‘Regulator’ T-shirt, but Eddie throws it back in Diamonds face. Diamond is unhappy.

In the parking lot, Jackie Lee was stood leaning against his sports car, speaking on his mobile phone when suddenly he was cracked across the back of the head with a steel chair! Chains was the culprit, and proceeded to give Jackie quite a beating. To add further insult, he hauled the HKWF legend onto the bonnet (hood) of his car, and hit him with a Chainopolis! Chains left Jackie sprawled on top of his car, and screamed: “I don’t need the rest of Chaos Theory to kick your ass!” El Gambit declared that Chains was a patetico debilucho that was running scared because he knew he’d angered a Jaguar that will eventually ravage him!

Singles Match – Nathan Williams V Jack Tyler
The Restitutor started out early by using the momentum of an Irish whip to springboard of the ropes into a lionsault to a standing opponent! However, Nathan levelled the playing field by hitting a devastating back elbow. A powerslam later and Williams had claimed a two count. Williams proceeded to dominate the proceedings for a good couple of minutes, however, an attempt at a powerbomb resulted in a hurancanrana counter. After a body slam, Jack Tyler’s attempt at a Mile High Assault hit nothing but mat as Nathan rolled out of the way! Nathan looked to capitalise with an Extinction, but Jack countered it into a nasty bulldog variation, and shockingly covered Nathan to gain the upset victory! As Tyler celebrated in the ring, Nathan sat up in shock. Shock that turned to anger. He got up and stormed towards Tyler, and El Gambit enthused that he might show some balls and attack the debilucho who screwed him. Nathan spun Tyler around and they eyeballed one another. Nathan paused then stuck out his hand! Tyler paused too, but then took it and the two men shook hands on a great match!
WINNER BY PINFALL: Jack Tyler

Diamond Sledge yet again in a locker room with Eddie Knoxville: this time trying to get Eddie Knoxville to accept a GZW Divas calendar new for 2003. Eddie smiles, and takes the calendar, which makes Diamond happy too. Diamond gleefully tells him that there's a 13th month in the calendar. Eddie thus turns the page after December and reveals Diamond wearing a bikini, Eddie drops the calendar, and runs to the bathroom. Diamond just shrugs his shoulders, and picks the calendar up, and flicks through some of the diva pictures. El Gambit commented that although he still looked like sloppy dog mess, the bikini shot was the best picture he’d ever seen of Diamond! Mrs. M said that Knoxville was a meanie for being so horrid to Diamond.

The backstage area shows Mooncat warming up, shadow boxing. Suddenly, from out of nowhere, she gets clobbered from behind by ‘The Renegade’ David Miller! Miller hit her with a steel chair and then proceeded to stomp away at the Mooncat! However, his attack was cut short by a save from Kandi Fortune who arrived with her own steel chair, and sent Miller packing. Kandi helped up her friend, and Mooncat thanked her… but you could see the fire in her eyes!

Backstage in the canteen, Rebellion bumps into Pimp, and they say nothing for a while as they stare through each other. Reb smiles and tells Pimp “Good luck”. And then he extends his hand for Pimp to shake. Pimp takes a few seconds, and then accepts the shake, wishing him similar best wishes. El Gambit commented that there was never any trouble with the Revelation, it was just a ruse by those clever people in Strife’s Dungeon to give the Regulators a false sense of security.

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Tag Team Match - Eddie Knoxville & Diamond Sledge V Eclipse and Pimp Bizkit
With obvious tension on both sides of the ring, the match involved a lot of cheap shots… sometimes from tag team partner to their own tag team partner! Eclipse and Diamond started out and wowed the crowd with their light-heavyweight skills. Eclipse nailed Diamond with a DDT and went for the tag to Pimp, and Pimp jumped off the apron! These kind of antics continued, until Eclipse forcibly tagged Pimp, and catapulted him into the ring! Pimp faced off against Knoxville, and showed some technical skills, wrapping up Knoxville like an early Christmas present. However, Knoxville got a tag to Diamond and a double clothesline later, Pimp was floored. Diamond and Knoxville showed surprising tag team continuity, and ended up doing quite a number on Pimp. However, as both Diamond and Pimp went for a cross body black, a mid-air collision floored them both. They both needed a tag and both men crawled to their corners. Pimp crawled to his corner, and held his hand out for the tag, but Eclipse just grinned and jumped off the apron! Then smiled to himself and walked up the ramp but not before leaving these final words, “OOPS!! Did you need me?!” Diamond got his tag, and Eddie steamed into the ring and stomped away on Pimp. After a scoop slam, Eddie got a quick tag back and the two TV champs nailed a double powerbomb on the prone Pimp. Eddie demanded the Diamond pin Pimp, but Diamond said it wasn’t fair! So Eddie blindsided him and powerbombed him onto Pimp. With the stunned Diamond on top of the battered Pimp, the ref counted the pinfall for the win for the two TV champs!
WINNERS BY PINFALL: Knoxville & Diamond

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MAIN EVENT: Strife's Dungeon V The Regulators Brawl For All - Bedlam Extreme Rules; One Pin to Win
Strife’s Dungeon - Dark Steel, Damien Fiery, Justin Sharp & Rebellion V Regulators - Maxx Pain, Zac Sharp, Kid Kaos & Celestia L'Yark
With all eight competitors fighting at the same time, the Brawl for all was just that! It needed four referees to keep watch of the proceedings! In the early goings, Maxx took on Dark Steel outside the ring, Lez took on Rebellion up by the top of the zerotron, Justin Sharp and his brother Zac were going at it by the announce table (much to Mrs. M’s dismay!), and in the ring, Damien and Kid Kaos locked horns! With El Gambit very much behind the Dungeon, Mrs. M was behind the Regulators. Jacob meanwhile emphasised the skill and talent in both stables. Kid Kaos hit a hurancanrana on Dameon and hooked the legs, but only got a two count. Meanwhile, Rebellion dropped Mooncat with a DDT on the steel zerotron, but she had the resilience to kick out, much to his shock! Soon after, The Regulators had gained an upper hand. Zac got the upper hand on his brother, and nailed him with a boot to the gut followed by a snap suplex onto the mats outside the ring! Meanwhile, Maxx sent Dark Steel crashing into the steel steps and proceeded to bounce his head off them as well! Proving true to Zac Sharp’s prediction, Justin Sharp ended up the hunted as he received a serious beatdown until his colleagues finally broke it up, but that wasn’t before Zac and Mooncat double teamed him with a 3D neckbreaker! Dark Steel got his licks in on Mooncat with a chokeslam, but the pin was broken up by Kid Kaos. Dark Steel powered back against Kid Kaos and dropped him with an inverted atomic drop and a huge clothesline. Meanwhile, Rebellion attempted to go for a Downfall on Maxx through the Pig Latin announce table, but Maxx elbowed his way out and cracked him with a big boot. Dameon meanwhile nailed a Tooth Fiery on Zac Sharp! With so many competitors in the contest, it was difficult to gain an upper hand anywhere, and all the competitors took some heavy blows only for an ally to break up a count. Finally, it appeared that Zac was in trouble after Justin laid out Maxx with a Hydra at the same time as Rebellion nailed Mooncat with a Downfall! Outside the ring, Dark Steel was gleefully choking out Kid Kaos, holding him high in the air. With Dameon pounding on him, and Justin and Rebellion advancing, it looked like he was in trouble. However, he somehow whirled up Dameon and creamed him with a Sharpness! As his brother ran in, Zac used his own momentum against him to send Justin flying over the top rope and crashing to the mats below. Rebellion came in, but was immediately dispatched with a Sharpness as well! Full of adrenaline, Zac bounded on the top rope, and hit a Zero Error on Dark Steel from the inside to the out! KK covered his back as Zac pinned the big man to get the win for the Regulators! Suddenly, like a sea of evil, Monarch, Pimp, Spartan, Casper, Mr PoP, and the rest of the Dungeon came out to start the beatdown on the Restitutors! But it wasn’t long before Restitutor reinforcements came out and Kandi, Nathaniel Davis, Diamond, Jack Tyler, et al came running down. Wyldsyde went off the air in a mass brawl between the whole of the Restitutors and the Dungeon!
WINNERS BY PINFALL: Regulators

© Infinite Dreamer Press 2002

Contributions from: Mike, Sean, Nate.
Thank you!