Post by Billy Bond on May 13, 2002 14:56:18 GMT -6
"Oh Please!"Hi!
The name's Bond, Billy Bond, and here is this week's edition of my exclusive Hotwire column: "Oh Please!".
As I've said before, there's a lot of things that make me sayThis week it's the turn of 'thanks Mum and Dad' names. The following names have REALLY been given to children by either dopey, or cruel parents. I kinda feel guilty as the poor unfirtunate souls who have cumps for parents, have to suffer these names for life.
I know it seems far fetched, but all of these names have definitely been bestowed upon a poor trusting soul... "Oh Please!"
So without further ado, I give you this week's edition of... "Oh Please!".
Richard Edward Smith (Dick Ed)
Orson Kart
Neville Neville
Ivor Randy Cox
Orson Kart
Ofilia Dixon-Balls
I've also heard that there's a Ronald McDonald, a Jack Daniels or two out there... "Oh Please!".
So a Smooth Beating goes out to the parents of those poor souls!
Until next time: It's gonna be Smooth!
Billy Bond
OOC:
the first three actually ARE names of real people... the others I made up.
