Post by Santiago DeTouwce on May 8, 2002 15:02:39 GMT -6
~~~ A ‘Tribute’ To Maxx Pain ~~~
~~~ By ‘El Gambit’ Santiago De Touwce ~~~
~~~ By ‘El Gambit’ Santiago De Touwce ~~~
Some idiota approached me from an internet site and asked me to write a tribute about Maxx Pain. I thought they were joking, and threatened to cosh them, but it turns out that they really were putting together a website on that debilucho nino! Poor idiota must be deranged, and even I wouldn’t hit a retard.
For those of you that don’t know me, I am ‘El Gambit’ Santiago De Touwce. I’ve been in GZW with Maxx Pain for about a year now. And I have to say that Maxx Pain is the most patetico debilucho nino I have ever had the misfortune of having to wrestle against!
A brief history of my past with Maxx Pain… we met in the ring for the TV title, and I easily beat him to take the title. He subsequently joined a stable by the name of Pride, and proceeded to use me as a mentor for the group (and let’s face it, when you’re as good a wrestler as me, that makes sense). However, madness took over Maxx and he and his Pride friends attacked me. From there, I couldn’t forgive and proceeded to utterly destroy Pride. Every once in a while they somehow managed to beat me due to their great numbers. And then the big upset happened, and Maxx won the TV title back off me! I never got my rematch, and the debilucho claims he’s the best TV champion ever! What mierda!
What can I say about Maxx? Well I can say he’s a patetico debilucho nino, that I hate… but I already said that. He’s a big bloke, I’ll give him that. He’s strong too. He’s got a couple of good moves too: even I’ll admit that that CareerEnder thing hurts! However, he’s nowhere near as dangerous as me! Maxx Pain is a mere puppy to this wolf!
I see Maxx Pain and I want to puke! He stole my TV title, and gloats every two seconds about it. He attacks me weekly with his other Pride nino amigos, and enjoys it. He spouts crap almost every second on GZW TV it seems. He’s one great big idiota, who will one day realise that he in nothing compared to ‘El Gambit’ Santiago De Touwce.
Having wrestled Maxx Pain a few times, and observed him, I can sincerely say that he’ll go far… Yeah! And I’m the Queen of England!
© Infinite Dreamer Press 2002
